Want your own Tesla? Think you can't afford one? Think again. That's about to change.
We've consulted with Master Yoda (Elon's earnings call), and he's sensed a shift in the Force at Tesla. As you may have heard, Model 3 production levels have risen to over 2,000 cars per week with a target of 6,000 per week by the end of the summer of 2018 (nailed it in July already)!
Yet the powers of the Dark Side are taking one, desperate last stand by unleashing streams of propaganda on all fronts. Even though Elon's genie's out of the bottle and she's not going back, the Electric Resistance needs to stay strong and unite.
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And remember one last take-home lesson from Star Wars. Just because a Stormtrooper's driving an expensive, black car, it doesn't mean she's a Bad Guy.
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